Vintage Paperback Covers
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Volume Ten |
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• Teen-age Mafia
This illustration just doesn't convey a sense
of menace and fear. "Yeah sure, only two members so far, but me and my sister, we're an
organized mob, see? More like Ralph and Mary from Reefer Madness. |
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Handle With Fear •
What the hell are these three
supposed to be doing? Maybe she started off being scared, then lost her
balance and is about to plummet off the stage?
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• Spoiled Lives
With a cover like this you want a story, too?
Well, it turns out the gals are just pining away for studly Phil, so they lounge around
all day together in gaily-colored underthings!
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Rumble At The Housing Project •
They used to have housing
projects with juvenile delinquents, like now we have malls with youths. So watch out
for Lucky - he hardly ever cuts himself with that knife any more.
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• Wintertime
If you have to be an outcast, it may as well be
from a doomed city. I mean, then you wouldn't feel so bad about being an outcast,
especially if you had your main squeeze with you, and a bed, and - Doh!
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Jailbait •
This is the juvie classic, with "Teenage
hoodlums on the loose!" Mind your parents, kids, or you'll end up waiting for the
garbage truck like Mary Lou.
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• The Girls From Planet 5
A book about the future (1998), where
women rule the entire USA except for Texas, "where men were still men". Then space
girls arrive to straighten things back out, so Texans rule the entire USA.
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My Man Godfrey •
A book just chock full of naughtiness.
Like when Cornelia acts drunk (wink wink) so the butler will give her a free ride upstairs.
Woo woo!
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