Vintage Paperback Covers
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Volume Eight |
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• Macamba
"Wow! Am I dancing?" wonders the drunk martial
arts instructor. "Sure!", says our shiny, bare-butt Barbie, "It's a frenzied mating
rhythm." |
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The Passion Murders •
Rocky's getting tired of people
stealing his towel, see? Yeah! See? |
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• Behind the Flying Saucers
OK you can come out and watch the
saucers, but wear something colorful. Candy-colored ships entertain everyone but
Wendy Whitebread, who realizes too late that she's missing an "X-Files" rerun.
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Starfire •
It's the wackiest ship in the Air Force, doing
those famous Zero-G "compatibility" tests. Sort of reminds me of the Green Lady on Lost In
Space. You know, like - "Yoo hooo. Doctor Smi-ithhh!" |
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• The Wailing Frail
What the hell is a Frail supposed to be,
anyway? Perhaps a foreign term for "balloon butt". But it's OK, the
Castle Wolfenstein guy likes 'em big and wailing.
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Trailer Tramp •
Too bad the cover doesn't show their
Passion-On-Wheels rollerblades, but we do see Ms. Tramp working on her night
moves while dressed in bedsheets like The 50-Foot Woman. She lives in that VAN,
down by the RIVER.
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• The Sirens of Titan
There ought to be a law or something about
you have to READ the book before you can do the cover for it. Instead we see George
Jetson's mistress grimace in frustration with her broken puking garbage disposal - of Titan.
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Surfside Six •
Donna, in her revealing three-piece with
matching accesories, feels like doin' some crime. Slowly she begins to carve
someone else's initials in the big palm tree. Heh heh. |
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