Vintage Album Covers
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Fire Goddess - The hideous Fire
Goddess bids you take her flaming coconut pies quick before she burns her hands.
Featuring authentic instrumentation like the Ili-Ili (castanets), Uli-Uli (gourd),
and Ukulele (silly toy guitar).
Choice cuts: The Old Church, Flame Dance, Forbidden Waters
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Swingin' Down The Lane -
Light and breezy music, the perfect soundtrack for that swingin' bachelor who enjoys
following that swingin' bachelorette neighbor down the street.
Choice cuts: When I Fall In Love, So In Love, Love Is Here To Stay
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Music To Watch Girls By - Studio
band plays the background music from a Diet Pepsi commercial while Bachelor No. 3
watches the lollipop.
Choice cuts: Tiny Mini Skirt, Fish Net Stockings, Green Eye Liner
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Italiannette - America's favorite
vivacious Mouseketeer dishes up some Music To Eat Pizza By just before moving
into her surf and beach movie phase. Tasty and fun, 1960-style.
Choice cuts: Lucky Lucky Lucky Me, Dream Boy, Where's The Spumoni
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Exciting
- A classic bit of cheesecake photography: a gorgeous, bare-footed blue-eyed blonde in
a pale blue nightie, plus satin sheets, silver phone, and neon-tinted legs. Meow.
Choice cuts: Sophisticated Swing, Madame Zajj, Champagne Time
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Birds of a Feather - Featuring
the whistling artistry of Art Linkletter's musical director. This album was rescued
from a Florida flea market. Haven't whistled for a long time,
have you? Come on, whistle along! Whistling records RULE!
Choice cuts: Willow Weep For Me, Sunrise Serenade, The Whistler
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Crazy People - The fourth album
from the "merrily amusing" Somethin' Smith and The Redheads. I just don't "get"
this act, but I like the cover.
Choice cuts: Jamboree Jones, Leanin' On The Ole Top Rail, Doodle Doo Doo
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We're The Banana Splits -
Speaking of acts I didn't get, here was a nightmarish combination
of The Monkees and uh, what? Consider this: Saturday morning with Bingo, Fleagle,
Snorky and Drooper was once the hottest thing in TV Land.
Choice cuts: The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana)
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Lost Love - A pin-up girl cover in
the great old Va-Va-Voom style. A perfect hot-but-cool model in pink, gray, and blue.
Choice cuts: Tango of Love, Stranger In Town, Caress
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The Grasshopper and the Ants - A
classic Disney cover. As The Grasshopper begins to play The Devil Went Down To Georgia,
The Queen Of The Ants scolds, "I'm so sick of that song! How about Come On Eileen?"
Choice cuts: None - it's a story, see?
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